1 00:00:58,676 --> 00:00:59,477 In other news, 2 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,947 Rockland and Westchester County are being put on high alert 3 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,827 for isolated incidents surrounding Airbnb 4 00:01:05,910 --> 00:01:07,627 and short-term rentals. 5 00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:09,607 Homeowners are reporting finding 6 00:01:09,690 --> 00:01:12,592 numerous blood-riddled corpses on their properties. 7 00:01:12,675 --> 00:01:15,125 So, Beth, how do you and Sarah know each other? 8 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:18,277 We used to teach preschool together. 9 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,477 Oh, that's awesome. 10 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,737 Do you still teach preschool? 11 00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:22,113 No, I hate kids. 12 00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:24,610 Oh, okay. 13 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:26,917 Yeah, I mean, what's your story, girl? 14 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,957 Like you and Grant go way back, right? 15 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:33,307 Yeah, we lived three houses down from one another. 16 00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:36,967 So yeah, we spent a lot of time growing up together. 17 00:01:37,050 --> 00:01:40,627 So how come last night was the first time you met Sarah? 18 00:01:40,710 --> 00:01:42,749 I haven't been around much. 19 00:01:42,832 --> 00:01:44,917 I, this is my first time back in the States 20 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:49,297 in two and a half years. 21 00:01:49,380 --> 00:01:51,877 Oh, wow. That sounds super fun. 22 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,317 I thought an urban legend. 23 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,087 You're back for good this time? 24 00:01:55,170 --> 00:01:58,083 I don't know. It's a big world out there. 25 00:01:59,340 --> 00:02:02,227 So what's Carter's girlfriend like? 26 00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:04,027 She's a whore. 27 00:02:04,110 --> 00:02:05,737 Ominous clouds in the distance. 28 00:02:05,820 --> 00:02:08,363 A perfect setting for our story to begin. 29 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:19,278 Welcome to "Bending Stress Away." 30 00:02:19,361 --> 00:02:23,617 I will guide you inch by inch through a simple meditation 31 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:26,527 that will help you relax, unwind 32 00:02:26,610 --> 00:02:29,167 and shoot that stress right away. 33 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,167 For now, just observe your breath. 34 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:34,113 How is your breath at this moment? 35 00:02:35,130 --> 00:02:37,983 Is it slow? Is it fast? 36 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:41,553 Is it soft? Is it hard? 37 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,907 Sucking everything in and blowing everything out. 38 00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:48,123 Suck and blow. 39 00:02:49,050 --> 00:02:52,417 If a thought comes into your mind, that's okay. 40 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:54,427 Allow it to come and go. 41 00:02:54,510 --> 00:02:57,187 Come and go. Come and go. 42 00:02:57,270 --> 00:02:58,293 Oh, I'm there, baby. 43 00:02:58,376 --> 00:02:59,376 Ooh! 44 00:03:01,410 --> 00:03:03,393 Oh baby. I'm driving. 45 00:03:06,024 --> 00:03:07,747 Was that as good for you 46 00:03:07,830 --> 00:03:08,883 as it was for me? 47 00:03:27,298 --> 00:03:29,677 And next up, we've got Jim on traffic. 48 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:32,167 Thanks, Rick. We're up here in the traffic chopper. 49 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:33,864 Well, the skies are clear and so are the roads, 50 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:34,957 ladies and gentlemen. 51 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,587 Over on Cabin Drive, we only see two cars 52 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:40,777 in what appears to be some sort of bloating text. 53 00:03:40,860 --> 00:03:42,873 More soon from the traffic chopper. 54 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:15,003 Piece of shit. 55 00:04:15,969 --> 00:04:16,719 Are you guys okay? 56 00:04:16,802 --> 00:04:17,707 Yeah, I knew I should have taken it in 57 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:18,790 before we left. 58 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:25,937 Aw, this place is so beautiful. 59 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:27,787 Yeah, it's perfect. 60 00:04:27,870 --> 00:04:30,162 It gives me the creeps. 61 00:04:31,410 --> 00:04:32,917 Think they got Chipotle out here? 62 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:33,878 We're sorry, 63 00:04:33,961 --> 00:04:35,857 there's no service in this horror film. 64 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:37,614 I can't get a signal. 65 00:04:37,697 --> 00:04:38,636 Yeah, neither can I. 66 00:04:44,828 --> 00:04:47,617 Who the fuck is this? 67 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:49,850 Name's Hector Manual Gonzalo Domingo III. 68 00:04:52,686 --> 00:04:54,157 Well, you can call me Jay. 69 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,557 And you two must be the lovely couple. 70 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,717 Damn, my sister said you were hot. 71 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,277 You're fine as hell. 72 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,757 Actually, I am the bride. 73 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:04,598 Oh. 74 00:05:04,681 --> 00:05:07,199 Your sister said you had your license. 75 00:05:07,282 --> 00:05:08,282 Mm-hm. Mm hm. 76 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:13,246 -To wed? -Yeah. 77 00:05:13,329 --> 00:05:15,727 Hmm, hmm, daddy likes. 78 00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:19,477 Okay. And this is my fiance Grant. 79 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,607 Thanks for making the journey up. 80 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:22,508 All right, bro. 81 00:05:22,591 --> 00:05:24,067 I got some to grab over here. 82 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:24,998 Watch that ass. 83 00:05:25,081 --> 00:05:26,823 Hmm, mm-hm-mm. Hmm. 84 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:30,300 Should be interesting. 85 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:35,463 It locked. How are we supposed to get it? 86 00:05:36,928 --> 00:05:37,927 Did they say they were gonna leave a key? 87 00:05:38,010 --> 00:05:39,010 No. 88 00:05:40,059 --> 00:05:41,484 So I'll check round back. 89 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:42,853 Okay. Love you. 90 00:05:42,936 --> 00:05:44,353 Oh, I love you. 91 00:06:17,982 --> 00:06:18,982 Oh shit. 92 00:06:20,436 --> 00:06:22,957 Why are you trespassing? 93 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,287 This is private property. 94 00:06:25,370 --> 00:06:27,970 I, I rented the cabin for my wedding this weekend. 95 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:31,147 Oh, well, 96 00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:33,573 why didn't you say so, son? 97 00:06:34,860 --> 00:06:36,817 The name's Walter Clayton 98 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:39,837 and I look after this property here. 99 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,433 I'm Grant. 100 00:06:42,510 --> 00:06:44,536 You sure gave me a scare, Mr. Clayton. 101 00:06:44,619 --> 00:06:47,047 You never can be too careful 102 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:49,657 around these parts. 103 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:52,920 So where's the rest of your group? 104 00:07:04,276 --> 00:07:05,276 Oof! 105 00:07:12,842 --> 00:07:15,573 Most young people getting married have no patience. 106 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:21,030 Something doesn't work at it, they get a divorce. 107 00:07:23,649 --> 00:07:25,649 Nothing good comes easy. 108 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,683 Welcome, everyone. 109 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:41,047 Where's the bathroom? 110 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:42,130 Down the hall. 111 00:07:47,850 --> 00:07:48,698 There's no cord on this. 112 00:07:48,781 --> 00:07:51,517 Oh, that's just for decoration. 113 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,653 You need to make a call, 114 00:07:53,736 --> 00:07:55,536 you come on down to my place. 115 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,610 Or I could do it later. 116 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:06,457 We got two bedrooms down there. 117 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:09,307 I got the master bedroom up there 118 00:08:09,390 --> 00:08:14,227 and there's another one down there with a separate entrance. 119 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:16,657 Perfect. I'm gonna go get changed. 120 00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:17,763 I'm gonna, 121 00:08:21,990 --> 00:08:23,490 I'm gonna go watch her change. 122 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:26,680 You could listen. 123 00:08:27,570 --> 00:08:29,210 Is that just for the old guy or- 124 00:08:29,293 --> 00:08:31,117 I guess I'm down here. 125 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,963 Can I get in on that as well? 126 00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:38,977 We also have a lovely garden in the back 127 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,697 with a brook nearby. 128 00:08:42,780 --> 00:08:45,847 Oh, maybe that's where we can have the ceremony. 129 00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:47,017 What do you think? 130 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,863 Yeah, I like that plan. 131 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:00,937 There'll be no shooting drugs on my watch. 132 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:02,767 -Whoa. -It's just insulin. 133 00:09:02,850 --> 00:09:03,850 I'm a diabetic. 134 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:05,800 Huh! 135 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:13,549 I guess I'll be checking in on you folks 136 00:09:13,632 --> 00:09:14,797 a little later. 137 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,657 Now where are you heading out to? 138 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:21,193 Oh, well, my cabin's not too far from here. 139 00:09:21,276 --> 00:09:22,747 About a quarter of a mile 140 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,367 through the woods. 141 00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:26,690 Well, you know, we'd love to have you at the reception. 142 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:29,350 Oh. 143 00:09:36,688 --> 00:09:38,497 Hey, hey, bro. All right, time to do this. 144 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:40,177 Let's cut those balls off. 145 00:09:40,260 --> 00:09:41,767 What? 146 00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:42,937 Let's get you married. 147 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:44,020 Oh. Yeah. 148 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:55,267 I, Sarah, take you Grant to be my husband. 149 00:09:55,350 --> 00:10:00,007 I, Sarah, take you Grant to be my husband. 150 00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:03,037 Mm. To having to hold from this day forward. 151 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,257 To having to hold from this day forward. 152 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:07,467 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 153 00:10:07,550 --> 00:10:10,207 Mm, mm, mm. That's what I'm talking about. 154 00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:11,737 Until death do us part. 155 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,443 Until death do us part. 156 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,347 That's beautiful. 157 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:19,480 That's just absolutely fuckin' beautiful. 158 00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:23,407 All right, well, by the power of vested in me, 159 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,167 McKinley's online, "How to be a pastor in 21 days or less," 160 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,950 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 161 00:10:28,866 --> 00:10:30,066 Go ahead bro, kiss your bride. 162 00:10:33,585 --> 00:10:34,336 That's hot. 163 00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:38,230 That's really fucking hot right there. 164 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:42,847 That is really cool. 165 00:10:42,930 --> 00:10:44,433 Ah, lucky shot. 166 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,360 Oh, you don't think I can do it again? 167 00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:49,388 Hand me another bottle. 168 00:10:49,471 --> 00:10:51,898 We had a few callers trying to guess- 169 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:55,713 Watch and learn, bitches. 170 00:10:58,964 --> 00:11:00,667 Oh my God. I'm so sorry. 171 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,163 Are you all right? 172 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:03,277 Fuck that guy. Am I all right? 173 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,407 First time caller or just tuning in. 174 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,537 This old guy is starting to creep me out. 175 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,988 I mean, what's the deal with his voice? 176 00:11:10,071 --> 00:11:11,527 Yeah. Yeah. 177 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:12,967 I just thought that I, 178 00:11:13,050 --> 00:11:16,553 I would stop in and see how you folks were doing, 179 00:11:18,232 --> 00:11:20,737 how the newlyweds were. 180 00:11:20,820 --> 00:11:22,137 We're great. 181 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:22,971 I'm trying to guess 182 00:11:23,054 --> 00:11:24,544 who our first murder victim will be. 183 00:11:24,627 --> 00:11:26,197 Are you gonna stick around for some drinks? 184 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:27,567 I'm putting my money on the black guy 185 00:11:27,650 --> 00:11:31,177 or the Hispanic guy. -Oh, no, I don't think so. 186 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:33,033 I wouldn't want, wanna intrude. 187 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:36,098 But first here's 188 00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:37,780 some royalty-free music for you. 189 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,207 Well, somebody got comfortable real quick. 190 00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:51,240 Ah, he's just having fun. Let him be. 191 00:11:52,214 --> 00:11:57,214 Ah, I just wanna say congratulations, man. 192 00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:58,657 I'm real proud of you. 193 00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:00,793 Thank you. I'm proud of me too. 194 00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:02,917 I will tell you what, gentlemen. 195 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,660 There are some fine looking ladies here tonight. 196 00:12:05,743 --> 00:12:07,840 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 197 00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,293 Except for Ginger over there. 198 00:12:13,005 --> 00:12:15,183 I can do without that. 199 00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:17,647 Right, bro? 200 00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:19,987 You realize you're talking about his bride 201 00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:22,627 and my girlfriend, right, bro? 202 00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:23,710 Yeah. 203 00:12:25,184 --> 00:12:26,453 What about that one over there? 204 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,104 Yeah, I need to fuck her. 205 00:12:29,187 --> 00:12:31,747 Not in a weird way like you guys are thinking, 206 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:32,830 like with my tongue. 207 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:36,310 Guys. 208 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:47,549 You better ride that voice brains out tonight. 209 00:12:47,632 --> 00:12:50,317 You are ridiculous. 210 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,327 Or I'll just get yours then. 211 00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:54,727 You're married now. Who cares? 212 00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:57,337 He will sleep well tonight. Don't you worry. 213 00:12:57,420 --> 00:13:00,131 Oh, you whore. 214 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:05,214 I love it. I'll be right back. 215 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:12,840 So how long have you been here? 216 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:18,213 I've lived here almost 30 years. 217 00:13:22,476 --> 00:13:25,573 My, my wife and I bought a small cabin, 218 00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:29,407 not too far from here. 219 00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:32,373 About a quarter of a mile through the woods. 220 00:13:34,134 --> 00:13:38,123 I've been the caretaker of this property 221 00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:39,547 ever since. 222 00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:42,393 This house is great. The owners owes you thanks. 223 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:48,980 Well, they sure do, but you would never get it from them. 224 00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:52,173 Bunch of selfish city folk. 225 00:13:57,327 --> 00:13:58,667 I'll be back. Just a minute. 226 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,963 Daddy gotta go make pee pee, all right. 227 00:14:02,879 --> 00:14:05,796 ♪ And are you home ♪ 228 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,577 Where's your wife tonight? 229 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:10,660 Buried. 230 00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:18,367 12 years ago, this August. 231 00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:19,713 I'm so sorry. 232 00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:24,873 They don't make 'em like that anymore. 233 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,435 Was this hers? 234 00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:42,393 I saw the sickness toy with her for two years. 235 00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:46,743 It took her mind first. 236 00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:51,963 She was nothing but a shell at the end. 237 00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:57,557 I wouldn't wish that on anybody. 238 00:15:01,644 --> 00:15:05,523 Um, I'm gonna fix you another drink. 239 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,490 Fuck me. Where is it? 240 00:15:11,632 --> 00:15:13,482 I'm not trying to have no baby daddy. 241 00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:17,178 Oh. Found you. 242 00:15:18,095 --> 00:15:21,277 Jesus Christ. Little creepy. 243 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,467 Baby, come on. I didn't mean to scare you. 244 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:24,697 What do you want? 245 00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:26,317 Those people upstairs are lame. 246 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,517 Figured I'd come down and hang out with you 247 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,287 for a little bit, mm. 248 00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:30,847 Shouldn't he be gone by now or something? 249 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,157 Come on. I see the way you look at me. 250 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,713 You don't know what you're talking about. 251 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,278 Are you fucking kidding right now? 252 00:15:39,361 --> 00:15:42,108 Oh, hey man, we were just, we were just talking. 253 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,777 Oh. What the fuck? 254 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,033 Carter, get him. 255 00:15:52,178 --> 00:15:54,859 No, no, no, no, no. 256 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,605 Will you have mercy on me, please. 257 00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:00,597 Hey, hey. 258 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,287 Relax, man. -Fuck you, man. 259 00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:03,457 What is going on? 260 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:05,887 This asshole tried to force himself on me. 261 00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:08,677 Bullshit! You've been eye-fucking me all goddamn night. 262 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,907 Here you go. 263 00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:11,587 Fuck you. I don't need that shit. 264 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,413 You're a fucking prick. 265 00:16:19,981 --> 00:16:21,517 All right, let's not let him ruin our night. 266 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,607 This had better not become a habit. 267 00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:26,917 If you folks can't respect this house, 268 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,167 you are gonna have to leave. 269 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:32,321 There'll be no more problems, I promise. 270 00:16:32,404 --> 00:16:35,583 Uh-huh. 271 00:16:40,350 --> 00:16:43,293 You know, that was kind of hot. 272 00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:46,665 It was, wasn't it? 273 00:16:46,748 --> 00:16:48,097 Mm-hm. 274 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:50,097 Oh, I miss you, baby. 275 00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:53,716 Kiss my lip. Kiss my lip. 276 00:16:55,937 --> 00:17:00,097 Girl's off showing titty to me all fucking day long 277 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:03,187 and then he's, "Oh, I will punch you in the face." 278 00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:06,389 Try that shit again and see what happens. 279 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,450 Ah! 280 00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:15,800 Little stage fright, huh? 281 00:17:18,556 --> 00:17:20,956 That's what I'm talking about. 282 00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:23,857 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 283 00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:26,977 You'd never beat me up, would you, little buddy? 284 00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:29,010 You know I'd never let anyone harm you. 285 00:17:32,756 --> 00:17:36,791 Oh. 286 00:17:36,874 --> 00:17:39,931 What the fuck is this? 287 00:17:40,014 --> 00:17:41,681 What? What the fuck? 288 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,278 Oh no. 289 00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,750 Holy fucking shit! 290 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:51,250 No, no, no, no. 291 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,468 Help. Someone help me please. 292 00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,059 Oh, shit. 293 00:18:01,142 --> 00:18:03,309 Help. Please someone help. 294 00:18:14,716 --> 00:18:19,716 Fuck. 295 00:19:25,904 --> 00:19:27,949 What you say we ditch the city and become country folk? 296 00:19:28,032 --> 00:19:31,207 You'll get bored in a week. 297 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:34,353 Mm, how can I possibly get bored when I have you? 298 00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:39,157 Ooh, you are good at this husband thing. 299 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,555 Mm, I am getting the hang of it. 300 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:48,291 You don't mind that we had a small wedding? 301 00:19:48,374 --> 00:19:49,580 No, of course not. 302 00:19:49,663 --> 00:19:51,577 I just wish our parents could have been there. 303 00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:52,660 Oh yeah. 304 00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:56,467 Can we talk about something else? 305 00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:59,197 Yeah. I'm sorry, baby. 306 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,903 No, no, no, it's just, 307 00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:04,537 you know I don't want to talk about them 308 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,533 and I can get into trouble with you. 309 00:20:09,645 --> 00:20:10,854 Well, what a bad, 310 00:20:10,937 --> 00:20:13,937 I want a little something like what? 311 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,007 Bottom up I went, I went into the woods. 312 00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:22,147 Lemme tell you something. 313 00:20:22,230 --> 00:20:24,707 Black people don't go into the woods- 314 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,027 Is it weird that I'm here? 315 00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:28,365 In the kitchen? 316 00:20:28,448 --> 00:20:31,063 No, stupid. Here. Here. 317 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:32,918 -What do you mean? -I don't know. 318 00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:36,667 I get the feeling like Sarah doesn't really want me here. 319 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,363 Why wouldn't she want you here? 320 00:20:39,493 --> 00:20:40,777 -Morning. -Morning. 321 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:41,883 Morning, sir. 322 00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:43,870 Sleep well? 323 00:20:43,953 --> 00:20:45,637 Like the dead. 324 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,720 Yeah. 325 00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:49,897 Hey, you want to help me find the football? 326 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,397 And then that motherfucker asked me 327 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,447 to help him find a football. 328 00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:54,068 Sure. 329 00:20:54,151 --> 00:20:54,926 What the fuck he going around 330 00:20:55,009 --> 00:20:56,609 looking for a football for in the woods? 331 00:20:57,897 --> 00:20:59,025 -Hmm. -Hmm. 332 00:20:59,108 --> 00:20:59,858 But for real, though, 333 00:20:59,941 --> 00:21:00,692 I think that motherfucker was just trying 334 00:21:00,775 --> 00:21:01,780 to get his dick sucked. 335 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:04,600 I can take it from here. 336 00:21:05,526 --> 00:21:07,117 Nah, fuck that shit. 337 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,200 Okay. 338 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,407 Are you sure I can't give you a hand? 339 00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:14,077 Oh yeah. Thanks, but I know how he likes it. 340 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,567 To get an update on our traffic situation. 341 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,247 Jim, how's it looking up there? 342 00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:19,081 Thanks, Rick. 343 00:21:19,164 --> 00:21:20,107 Roads are still clear, 344 00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:22,147 and we have what looks like your typical 345 00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:24,187 throwing the football scene going on. 346 00:21:24,270 --> 00:21:25,151 These people are really- 347 00:21:25,234 --> 00:21:27,367 God, my head is killing me. 348 00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:30,337 What the fuck do you expect after drinking that much? 349 00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:32,799 I just hope it's not a migraine. 350 00:21:32,882 --> 00:21:33,633 At least you don't have to stick a needle 351 00:21:33,716 --> 00:21:35,623 in your ass every day. 352 00:21:40,350 --> 00:21:41,677 -Nice. -There was at least two... 353 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,207 I don't know my own strength. 354 00:21:43,290 --> 00:21:44,840 That's one way to look at it. 355 00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:49,717 Can I seal you for a minute? 356 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:50,800 Only a minute? 357 00:21:52,170 --> 00:21:53,707 Yo, can I ask you a question? 358 00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:56,857 -Eight inches. -No, not that, please. 359 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,177 -Seven and a half. -I don't believe you, 360 00:21:58,260 --> 00:21:59,260 by the way, okay. 361 00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:02,167 Do you-What do you wanna know? 362 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,267 Do you really think that she's the one? 363 00:22:04,350 --> 00:22:05,287 Yeah. Sure. 364 00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:06,537 Why? How do you know? 365 00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:07,620 I, look at 'em. 366 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,197 It's like, I don't know, they're both white. 367 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,507 They, they got hair. 368 00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:15,290 Like, just fuckin' catch the ball. 369 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,360 I guess she is. 370 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,357 Heads up. 371 00:22:25,501 --> 00:22:26,458 He's fine. 372 00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:28,100 He is not fine. We don't know that. 373 00:22:28,183 --> 00:22:30,160 Look, he's probably embarrassed. 374 00:22:30,243 --> 00:22:32,077 Why? Why would he be embarrassed? 375 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,167 Because Carter beat the shit out of him. 376 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:37,537 I wouldn't show my face just yet. 377 00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:38,913 Okay. 378 00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:42,890 The guy is a creep. Who cares what happened to him? 379 00:22:42,973 --> 00:22:45,337 I just don't want him coming back around later 380 00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:47,107 and starting another fight. 381 00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:47,941 He's probably waking up 382 00:22:48,024 --> 00:22:49,717 next to that bottle of scotch right now. 383 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,717 We have already had our fair share of interruptions. 384 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,457 Okay, I'll tell you what, 385 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:55,777 if he's not back soon, 386 00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:57,697 I'll go get Walter and we'll look for him. 387 00:22:57,780 --> 00:22:58,530 Sound good? 388 00:22:58,613 --> 00:22:59,613 Ugh. 389 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,400 Come on. Where are you going? 390 00:23:06,725 --> 00:23:07,725 Ooh. 391 00:23:10,770 --> 00:23:12,787 What do we got going out there, Sherry? 392 00:23:12,870 --> 00:23:14,767 Yeah, Susie, there's not much to report. 393 00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:16,117 This just seems like it'll be one 394 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,185 of those character development/filler scenes. 395 00:23:19,268 --> 00:23:22,365 One thing is for certain, someone is going to die soon. 396 00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:25,567 You guys wanna make new teams? 397 00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:27,441 This doesn't really seem fair. 398 00:23:27,524 --> 00:23:29,750 I will. 399 00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:33,325 Ooh. 400 00:23:33,408 --> 00:23:34,408 Ooh. 401 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:39,947 This isn't strip spade. 402 00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:42,727 Yeah, I don't think they care. They're in their own world. 403 00:23:42,810 --> 00:23:45,247 Nothing's wrong with having a little fun, Grant. 404 00:23:45,330 --> 00:23:47,947 Thank you. And I might have a different definition of fun. 405 00:23:48,030 --> 00:23:52,567 Come on. Let's see the goods. 406 00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:53,650 Take it off. 407 00:23:54,613 --> 00:23:57,247 I think will keep our clothes on, thanks. 408 00:23:57,330 --> 00:23:59,947 I can speak for myself. Thank you very much. 409 00:24:00,030 --> 00:24:02,580 I'm sorry. I forgot you like to live dangerously. 410 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,338 You don't think I'd do it, do you? 411 00:24:07,421 --> 00:24:08,558 Well, I did say that. 412 00:24:08,641 --> 00:24:10,383 Well, I think that's a challenge. 413 00:24:11,231 --> 00:24:12,456 Dani. Dani. Dani. Dani. 414 00:24:12,539 --> 00:24:14,456 Dani. Dani. Dani. Dani. 415 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:17,837 Dani. Dani. Dani. Dani. 416 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,005 Dani. Dani. Dani. Dani. 417 00:24:19,088 --> 00:24:21,005 Dani. Dani. Dani. Dani. 418 00:24:21,922 --> 00:24:23,169 Dani. Dani. 419 00:24:23,252 --> 00:24:24,537 I've been waiting for this for years. 420 00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:26,003 I know what I know. 421 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,292 Boo. 422 00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:30,685 Oh, you basic bitch. 423 00:24:30,768 --> 00:24:32,947 I guess you didn't know me pretty well. 424 00:24:33,030 --> 00:24:34,175 Hmm. 425 00:24:35,092 --> 00:24:36,577 Who wants to eat my cake? 426 00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:39,307 Hmm, it sounds good, but I gotta go look for Jay. 427 00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:41,647 Right now? It's getting late. 428 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:42,937 It's fine. Carter will come with me. 429 00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:44,020 No, he won't. 430 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,017 Okay, I'll go find Walter 431 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,397 and the two of us to look for him. 432 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,227 Just hurry back. 433 00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:52,297 I will. Save me some cake. 434 00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:54,307 It's fucking delicious. 435 00:24:54,390 --> 00:24:55,141 I'm gonna lick it. 436 00:24:55,224 --> 00:24:57,307 Yeah. I can't even eat it. 437 00:24:57,390 --> 00:24:59,090 Does it taste better with titty? 438 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:31,660 Mr. Clayton. 439 00:25:37,863 --> 00:25:38,863 You there? 440 00:25:42,492 --> 00:25:43,492 Great. 441 00:25:56,057 --> 00:25:57,032 Poof! 442 00:25:57,115 --> 00:25:57,866 Jesus. 443 00:25:57,949 --> 00:25:59,761 A little jumpy. Are we? 444 00:25:59,844 --> 00:26:00,728 What the hell you doing out here? 445 00:26:00,811 --> 00:26:03,037 I figured you could use a hand. 446 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,677 And I know how scared you get in the dark. 447 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,852 Next time just leave with me. 448 00:26:07,935 --> 00:26:09,939 Where's the fun in that? 449 00:26:13,470 --> 00:26:16,353 What are you kids doing out here tonight? 450 00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:20,497 The guy who took off last night? 451 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,147 The whiskey stealer. 452 00:26:22,230 --> 00:26:23,230 Is the one. 453 00:26:24,690 --> 00:26:25,897 He hasn't come back yet. 454 00:26:28,442 --> 00:26:29,737 And you thought now is a good time 455 00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:31,293 to send out a search party? 456 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,398 Well- 457 00:26:33,481 --> 00:26:36,483 We figured you knew these woods better than anyone. 458 00:26:37,594 --> 00:26:41,463 Ah, you wanna track him? Huh? 459 00:26:43,454 --> 00:26:45,334 You've come to the right place. 460 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:51,753 Well, come on. Let's gotta move on. 461 00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:54,667 What's with the crossbow? 462 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:55,750 Bears. 463 00:26:56,610 --> 00:26:59,587 You've killed bears with that thing. 464 00:26:59,670 --> 00:27:00,787 Sure. 465 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,707 Takes a couple of shots of it. 466 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:06,407 First one just pisses them off. 467 00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,127 It makes me sick 468 00:27:11,157 --> 00:27:13,217 but I can't stop watching. 469 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:15,363 Leave them alone. 470 00:27:16,980 --> 00:27:19,117 They're in love. 471 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,970 You call that love? 472 00:27:21,991 --> 00:27:23,737 As far as inside the cabin, 473 00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:26,287 it's almost impossible to see what's going on. 474 00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:27,457 But if I had to guess 475 00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:30,127 and I'm just shooting in the dark here, Susie, 476 00:27:30,210 --> 00:27:32,557 the black guy is about to get some 477 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,387 and then somebody's dying. 478 00:27:34,470 --> 00:27:37,147 We're about to put the traffic chopper down for the night, 479 00:27:37,230 --> 00:27:38,947 so we'll check back in tomorrow 480 00:27:39,030 --> 00:27:41,317 or about 15 minutes later in the film. 481 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,151 Susie. 482 00:27:42,234 --> 00:27:43,897 Thanks, Jim, fascinating- 483 00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:44,730 Oh my God, 484 00:27:44,813 --> 00:27:45,564 they're so fuckin' gross. -you know mama likes a piece 485 00:27:45,647 --> 00:27:47,430 of chocolate cake every now and again too. 486 00:27:58,769 --> 00:28:03,769 What do we have here? 487 00:28:05,128 --> 00:28:09,045 Looks like we're headed in the right direction. 488 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:27,143 Are we going to have to listen to this all night? 489 00:28:29,529 --> 00:28:31,204 Ow. 490 00:28:31,287 --> 00:28:32,287 Aw, aw. 491 00:28:36,070 --> 00:28:39,007 I think I need to sit down 492 00:28:39,090 --> 00:28:40,090 for a second. 493 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,560 Seriously. 494 00:28:46,967 --> 00:28:49,345 ♪ I wanna pick you up ♪ 495 00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:51,773 ♪ We'll sit about down ♪ 496 00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:53,181 ♪ Tell me it's yours baby ♪ 497 00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:54,103 ♪ Who gives a shit ♪ 498 00:28:58,220 --> 00:28:59,470 No, no, shit. 499 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:02,218 Did we do that? 500 00:29:02,301 --> 00:29:07,301 Oh, oh, God. It's so good. 501 00:29:07,630 --> 00:29:08,737 What are you doing? 502 00:29:08,820 --> 00:29:10,194 You didn't hear that? 503 00:29:10,277 --> 00:29:11,233 Hear what? 504 00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:12,759 Just shut up for a second. 505 00:29:12,842 --> 00:29:15,092 Don't tell me to shut up. 506 00:29:20,401 --> 00:29:23,734 Why are you putting your boxers back on? 507 00:29:26,209 --> 00:29:31,209 Where are you going? 508 00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:12,646 Now, where were we? 509 00:30:23,852 --> 00:30:25,685 Sarah. Sarah. 510 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:27,943 Sarah. Sarah. 511 00:30:30,063 --> 00:30:32,687 Sarah. Sarah. Sarah. Sarah. 512 00:30:36,279 --> 00:30:37,030 Sarah. 513 00:30:37,113 --> 00:30:38,887 Oh, welcome back. 514 00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:41,797 -What happened? -You fainted. 515 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,417 What's the matter with the lights? 516 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,707 They went out? 517 00:30:44,790 --> 00:30:46,687 Yeah, we should go down to the cellar and flip the breaker. 518 00:30:46,770 --> 00:30:48,127 Get these lights back on. 519 00:30:48,210 --> 00:30:49,897 Cellar? 520 00:30:49,980 --> 00:30:52,173 Yeah. Where else would it be? 521 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,031 Okay, be right back. 522 00:30:54,114 --> 00:30:55,867 No, don't leave me. 523 00:30:55,950 --> 00:30:57,743 All right. We'll go together. 524 00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:03,277 You wonder why a guy 525 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,817 would just wander off like that by himself. 526 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:09,661 I mean, we're in the middle of the woods. 527 00:31:09,744 --> 00:31:11,577 Anything could happen. 528 00:31:12,525 --> 00:31:16,537 There is bears, badgers, bees, 529 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:18,973 bats, birds, bees, badger, 530 00:31:21,091 --> 00:31:24,206 Birds, bats, badger. -Mr. Clayton. 531 00:31:24,289 --> 00:31:25,039 Bees. 532 00:31:25,122 --> 00:31:26,122 Walter. 533 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,600 Mr. Clayton. 534 00:31:31,621 --> 00:31:32,372 Oh shit. 535 00:31:34,110 --> 00:31:35,110 Right behind. 536 00:31:41,395 --> 00:31:42,395 Okay. 537 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,207 Oh yeah, there is no way I'm going down there. 538 00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:57,552 Oh God, Sarah, you're such a fucking pussy. 539 00:31:57,635 --> 00:31:58,386 I am not. 540 00:31:58,469 --> 00:32:00,311 I just don't wanna go into a dark cellar. 541 00:32:00,394 --> 00:32:01,447 All right, I will do it, okay. 542 00:32:01,530 --> 00:32:04,027 You don't wanna get your nails broken. 543 00:32:04,110 --> 00:32:04,897 Okay, we don't need lip. 544 00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:05,857 Okay, shut up. 545 00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:06,787 -Just hurry. -Shush. 546 00:32:06,870 --> 00:32:07,621 I'm not gonna be out here long. 547 00:32:07,704 --> 00:32:11,013 -Can you shut up? -Okay. Bye. 548 00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:27,903 Holy fuck, it's dark in here. 549 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:37,840 Honey. 550 00:32:46,517 --> 00:32:51,517 I am gonna go upstairs and look for a flashlight, all right? 551 00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:53,763 Mr. Clayton. 552 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,960 Mr. Clayton? 553 00:32:58,350 --> 00:32:59,370 Dani, he's gone. 554 00:33:01,469 --> 00:33:02,469 Dani? 555 00:33:37,614 --> 00:33:42,050 Mh, someone persistent tonight. 556 00:33:42,133 --> 00:33:44,337 I can reserve for one more. 557 00:34:24,013 --> 00:34:27,247 I don't think that you are gonna find your friend tonight. 558 00:34:27,330 --> 00:34:29,777 Mr. Clayton, are you okay? 559 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:33,453 Yeah, I just twisted my ankle on the way down. 560 00:34:35,550 --> 00:34:38,853 We should get going. Start again in the morning. 561 00:34:39,780 --> 00:34:40,780 Dani. 562 00:34:42,030 --> 00:34:43,383 Hey. Listen, listen. 563 00:34:44,610 --> 00:34:46,477 Do you know you are way back? 564 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,560 Huh? 565 00:34:48,930 --> 00:34:50,793 I can't make it up there. 566 00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:54,453 A quarter of a mile through the woods. 567 00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:56,918 That's where we're headed. 568 00:34:57,001 --> 00:34:58,351 Dani. 569 00:34:58,434 --> 00:35:00,247 Hey, come on now. 570 00:35:00,330 --> 00:35:01,623 She's a smart girl. 571 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,691 I'm sure she's already headed back. 572 00:35:05,774 --> 00:35:06,729 Dani. 573 00:35:06,812 --> 00:35:09,729 Now, come on, gimme a hand, here. 574 00:35:11,095 --> 00:35:12,678 Ah. Oh shit. Sorry. 575 00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:18,060 Oh my God. 576 00:35:34,817 --> 00:35:37,414 Okay. 577 00:35:56,908 --> 00:35:57,908 Bingo. 578 00:36:01,207 --> 00:36:02,207 All right. 579 00:36:05,157 --> 00:36:06,815 Why are you standing in the dark? 580 00:36:08,976 --> 00:36:10,803 No need to thank me. 581 00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:12,838 Aah! 582 00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:17,883 Baby. Daddy's coming. 583 00:36:20,490 --> 00:36:22,717 Trish, I fixed the lights. 584 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,957 You're not still mad at me, are you? 585 00:36:26,414 --> 00:36:29,633 ♪ She's definitely dead ♪ 586 00:36:29,716 --> 00:36:31,946 ♪ Can I find out where my baby is ♪ 587 00:36:32,029 --> 00:36:34,537 ♪ Can I please ♪ 588 00:36:34,620 --> 00:36:37,904 ♪ She is definitely dead ♪ 589 00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:39,119 Trish. 590 00:36:39,202 --> 00:36:41,012 ♪ Trish is definitely dead ♪ 591 00:36:41,095 --> 00:36:42,127 He's just been gone a long time. 592 00:36:42,210 --> 00:36:44,977 I don't think it's honestly been that long, seriously. 593 00:36:45,060 --> 00:36:46,060 It's okay. 594 00:36:48,975 --> 00:36:50,308 There you are. 595 00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:52,687 Is Dani back yet? 596 00:36:52,770 --> 00:36:54,397 I didn't realize she left. 597 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,107 -We got split up. -Where's Jay? 598 00:36:56,190 --> 00:36:57,633 Nowhere to be found. 599 00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:02,137 -Where did you go? -Were you in my room? 600 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,907 I thought I heard something in the woods. 601 00:37:03,990 --> 00:37:05,917 Hey, you guys seen Trish? 602 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,160 Well, how did you find your way back? 603 00:37:07,243 --> 00:37:08,767 I just retraced our steps. 604 00:37:08,850 --> 00:37:09,608 In the dark? 605 00:37:09,691 --> 00:37:11,317 Guys, where's Trish? 606 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,677 I don't know, but I've been hearing you two all night. 607 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:15,511 Thank you. 608 00:37:15,594 --> 00:37:18,303 She probably ran off with a Hispanic guy. 609 00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:22,057 Look, we've all had a long night. 610 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,523 Let's just calm down. 611 00:37:24,540 --> 00:37:26,040 I've had it with this place. 612 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,498 Where are you going? 613 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:30,547 To find Trish. 614 00:37:30,630 --> 00:37:32,737 I doubt she's wandering around this late by herself. 615 00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:33,877 That's what I'm afraid of. 616 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,587 Well, if you go after her, 617 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:40,023 then tomorrow we'll be looking for three instead of two. 618 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,650 What are you doing? 619 00:37:48,085 --> 00:37:48,836 What does it look like? 620 00:37:48,919 --> 00:37:49,837 You can't go back out there? 621 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,577 He's gonna get lost. He doesn't know where he is. 622 00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:52,807 And you do? 623 00:37:52,890 --> 00:37:56,197 Jay and Trish clearly don't wanna be found. 624 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,230 Let them do their thing and we'll find them in the morning. 625 00:38:00,510 --> 00:38:01,623 Just let him go. 626 00:38:04,290 --> 00:38:06,440 This is supposed to be our time together. 627 00:38:13,950 --> 00:38:15,474 Carter. 628 00:38:24,810 --> 00:38:26,493 Your lady friends are right. 629 00:38:28,237 --> 00:38:31,187 Nobody's finding anybody out here tonight. 630 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,933 Come down to my place when you get up. 631 00:38:36,907 --> 00:38:39,574 I'll help you find your friends. 632 00:39:41,438 --> 00:39:44,017 Welcome to "Bending Stress Away." 633 00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:45,910 I will guide you stretch by stretch 634 00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:49,627 through a simple set of exercises 635 00:39:49,710 --> 00:39:53,984 that will really dig deep, spread you nice and wide, 636 00:39:54,067 --> 00:39:57,407 penetrate your insides and open you up. 637 00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:26,917 I'm sorry. 638 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,603 These stretches usually last longer, I swear. 639 00:40:32,061 --> 00:40:34,061 This has never happened to me, honestly. 640 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,640 What's wrong. 641 00:40:45,013 --> 00:40:47,013 I just wish you'd listen to me. 642 00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:50,467 I don't want you getting hurt out there. 643 00:40:50,550 --> 00:40:52,597 I can take care of myself. You don't have to worry. 644 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,380 Carter's a big boy. He can take care of himself too. 645 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,520 You're right. 646 00:41:02,550 --> 00:41:03,550 I'm sorry. 647 00:41:11,790 --> 00:41:14,013 He's lucky to have you as a friend. 648 00:41:20,610 --> 00:41:21,810 I'm lucky to have you. 649 00:41:28,170 --> 00:41:29,697 Let's try and get some rest. 650 00:41:36,134 --> 00:41:37,217 I love you. 651 00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:40,739 I love you too. 652 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,447 Try and keep it down. 653 00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:31,876 Caller, you're on the air. 654 00:42:31,959 --> 00:42:33,307 Who do you think the killer is? 655 00:42:33,390 --> 00:42:35,227 My money's on the Puerto Rican fellow 656 00:42:35,310 --> 00:42:36,847 who got his knob shot off at the- 657 00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:40,027 No, Trish. What a surprise. 658 00:42:40,110 --> 00:42:42,330 I'm just glad he found his way back. 659 00:42:42,413 --> 00:42:43,957 You know, I thought having him shut up 660 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,887 for a while would cheer me up, but it's just bumming me out. 661 00:42:47,970 --> 00:42:48,728 You'd be sad too 662 00:42:48,811 --> 00:42:51,907 if the person you loved ran off of someone else. 663 00:42:51,990 --> 00:42:53,707 No, no one is worth that much fuss. 664 00:42:53,790 --> 00:42:56,613 If I'm able to still be this age with no dick- 665 00:42:58,432 --> 00:42:59,515 -Hmm. -Fuck. 666 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:02,343 Good morning for you too. 667 00:43:03,836 --> 00:43:04,587 Is everything okay? 668 00:43:04,670 --> 00:43:07,777 Mm-hm. Yeah, I just, just missed you. 669 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:12,337 Oh baby, don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. 670 00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:13,387 It's an interesting take, 671 00:43:13,470 --> 00:43:15,427 and I'm sorry to hear about your penis. 672 00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:16,261 Jim. -What? 673 00:43:16,344 --> 00:43:18,277 How's the traffic looking out there? 674 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,257 -Harder. -Same shit, different day. 675 00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:22,477 It looks like the black guy is on the- 676 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,468 Be back as soon as I can. 677 00:43:23,551 --> 00:43:25,034 The goofy looking white guy 678 00:43:25,117 --> 00:43:26,990 is hot on his tail again. 679 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:40,092 Carter, would you slow down for Christ sake? 680 00:43:41,009 --> 00:43:42,556 Open your fucking door. 681 00:43:43,561 --> 00:43:45,607 Get your ass up, old man. 682 00:43:45,690 --> 00:43:47,843 He's probably in the bathroom or something. 683 00:43:50,010 --> 00:43:51,423 Fuck it. Sick of waiting. 684 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:56,737 Whoa. The hell are you doing? 685 00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:58,807 Let go. What does it look like I'm doing? 686 00:43:58,890 --> 00:44:00,490 Looks like you lost your mind. 687 00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:02,740 Come on, drop it. 688 00:44:04,860 --> 00:44:05,860 Put it down. 689 00:44:08,087 --> 00:44:09,273 Put it down. 690 00:44:11,430 --> 00:44:13,479 Put down the fucking stick. 691 00:44:15,810 --> 00:44:16,810 Happy? 692 00:44:17,580 --> 00:44:19,840 Yeah. Thanks 693 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,117 Goddammit! Carter. 694 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,949 I told him I need a man, not a little boy. 695 00:44:29,032 --> 00:44:29,783 Good for you. 696 00:44:29,866 --> 00:44:30,817 You need to treat me right 697 00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:32,400 if you wanna get in the woods. 698 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,297 Any special someone in your life, Dani? 699 00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:38,797 Nope. 700 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:42,637 Come on. There's no guy or... 701 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,317 To the woods and all of their friends- 702 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,177 I've always been much better on my own. 703 00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:47,257 Amen sister. 704 00:44:47,340 --> 00:44:49,537 Talking about murders in cabins woods. 705 00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:52,087 -I'm gonna make some snacks. -Back to our callers 706 00:44:52,170 --> 00:44:54,757 to find out what's been happening out there in the woods, 707 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,057 today's episode is brought to you by Random Wooden Axes. 708 00:44:58,140 --> 00:45:01,057 You never wondered what it would be like to settle down? 709 00:45:01,140 --> 00:45:02,527 Not really. 710 00:45:02,610 --> 00:45:04,147 That's hard to believe. 711 00:45:04,230 --> 00:45:04,981 Why? 712 00:45:05,064 --> 00:45:07,417 Well, you've been friends with guys your whole life. 713 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:10,147 You never thought maybe you could see yourself 714 00:45:10,230 --> 00:45:11,576 with one of them? 715 00:45:11,659 --> 00:45:12,847 No. 716 00:45:12,930 --> 00:45:14,824 -Really? -Not at all. 717 00:45:15,741 --> 00:45:17,077 Or even the mysterious lady best friend 718 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:17,910 - who's throwing- - What? 719 00:45:17,993 --> 00:45:18,744 - Some major vibes- - Nothing. 720 00:45:18,827 --> 00:45:21,633 -To wife's new husband. -No, say it. 721 00:45:23,100 --> 00:45:27,033 It's just I see the way you look at Grant. 722 00:45:28,470 --> 00:45:30,037 Sarah, you've got it all wrong. 723 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,537 He and I are just friends. 724 00:45:31,620 --> 00:45:33,517 I said that about him once. 725 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,157 Believe me, Grant is not my type. 726 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:37,148 Caller, your in the air. 727 00:45:37,231 --> 00:45:38,287 I know who's been killing everyone 728 00:45:38,370 --> 00:45:39,245 in that house in the court. 729 00:45:39,328 --> 00:45:41,553 - The murderer is- - Shit! 730 00:45:42,390 --> 00:45:43,897 What's wrong? 731 00:45:43,980 --> 00:45:45,273 The power's out again. 732 00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:49,900 Oof! 733 00:45:50,970 --> 00:45:54,427 Well, I think I'm gonna get cleaned up. 734 00:45:54,510 --> 00:45:55,510 Are you coming? 735 00:46:16,470 --> 00:46:18,667 Maybe I should have stayed upstairs. 736 00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:20,050 Quit complaining. 737 00:46:32,010 --> 00:46:34,447 It is really dark down here. 738 00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:37,187 I think it's right around this corner. 739 00:46:48,450 --> 00:46:49,450 What's that? 740 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,028 Oh my gosh. She dead? 741 00:47:00,111 --> 00:47:00,862 Please say she wasn't dead. 742 00:47:00,945 --> 00:47:02,456 Please tell me she wasn't dead. 743 00:47:02,539 --> 00:47:04,320 You fucking saw her. 744 00:47:04,403 --> 00:47:07,903 Dani, we gotta get outta this place, shit. 745 00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:13,338 I'm not leaving without him. 746 00:47:13,421 --> 00:47:15,754 I'm not leaving without him. 747 00:47:16,817 --> 00:47:19,067 Dani, we gotta go. 748 00:47:24,193 --> 00:47:26,167 Trish, can you hear me? 749 00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:28,777 Trish? Jay you're out there? 750 00:47:28,860 --> 00:47:29,610 Fuck Jay. 751 00:47:29,693 --> 00:47:30,444 We gotta find them both. 752 00:47:30,527 --> 00:47:31,837 That piece of shit is on his own. 753 00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:32,977 You're not gonna be in any help to Trish 754 00:47:33,060 --> 00:47:34,207 if you don't keep it together. 755 00:47:34,290 --> 00:47:36,097 Don't talk to me like I'm a fucking idiot. 756 00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:38,017 If you were Sarah out here, you wanna be this calm. 757 00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:39,517 I understand that you're worried. 758 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,347 You don't understand shit. 759 00:47:41,430 --> 00:47:43,297 Your bitch is at home right now. 760 00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:46,717 Yeah, she's no Trish. That's for sure. 761 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,691 Fuck you. 762 00:47:47,774 --> 00:47:49,567 I dare you to say that shit to me again. 763 00:47:49,650 --> 00:47:50,947 She has no Trish. That's for sure. 764 00:47:51,030 --> 00:47:51,937 Say it one more time. 765 00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:52,770 She has no Trish. 766 00:47:52,853 --> 00:47:53,678 That's for sure. -Guys, what's going on? 767 00:47:53,761 --> 00:47:54,757 Say that to my face. 768 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,510 She's no Trish. That's for sure. 769 00:47:58,500 --> 00:47:59,378 Back off. 770 00:47:59,461 --> 00:48:01,533 Fuck you both. I'll find her on my own. 771 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,557 Fuck. 772 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,017 I figured you guys could use some help. 773 00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,243 Clearly I was right. 774 00:48:10,590 --> 00:48:13,540 Come on, let's find these two and get the hell out of here. 775 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,693 She's no Trish. That's for sure. 776 00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:21,774 What are you doing? 777 00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:22,608 What does it look like I'm doing? 778 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:23,704 I'm getting the hell out of here. 779 00:48:23,787 --> 00:48:24,538 We can't go. 780 00:48:24,621 --> 00:48:25,807 Trish is dead. 781 00:48:25,890 --> 00:48:27,437 We can't just leave everyone. 782 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,613 Beth, you're starting to freak me out. 783 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,797 Fine, I will wait for the rest, 784 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:36,903 but until then, 785 00:48:40,110 --> 00:48:43,173 No one fucks with us. 786 00:48:44,010 --> 00:48:46,207 It's like, you know I'm out there trying to help him 787 00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:47,287 and he shifts it all around 788 00:48:47,370 --> 00:48:49,927 trying to make me look like I'm some kind of asshole. 789 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:52,087 -You are an asshole. -What? 790 00:48:52,170 --> 00:48:53,197 If it weren't for Carter, 791 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,807 I never would've known you were getting married. 792 00:48:55,890 --> 00:48:56,641 Dani. 793 00:48:56,724 --> 00:48:58,884 Were you even gonna tell me you were getting married? 794 00:49:00,895 --> 00:49:01,646 I- 795 00:49:01,729 --> 00:49:04,113 Like I said, an asshole. 796 00:49:49,639 --> 00:49:50,390 We are sorry, 797 00:49:50,473 --> 00:49:53,377 there's still no service in this horror film. 798 00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:55,610 Please hang up and try again in the sequel. 799 00:49:56,910 --> 00:49:59,677 Yes, you, the black guy hanging out 800 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:01,807 with all the dumb white idiots. 801 00:50:45,516 --> 00:50:46,516 Oh shit. 802 00:50:51,985 --> 00:50:52,985 Shit. 803 00:50:55,238 --> 00:50:56,373 Oh shit. 804 00:51:13,777 --> 00:51:16,360 Sarah, get over here quickly. 805 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:26,123 - What if- - Shut your fucking mouth. 806 00:51:34,767 --> 00:51:36,382 Motherfucker. 807 00:51:37,632 --> 00:51:38,737 Baby. Oh my God. 808 00:51:38,820 --> 00:51:40,657 That's one hell of a way to welcome us back. 809 00:51:40,740 --> 00:51:43,234 Why can't she use the front door like a normal person? 810 00:51:43,317 --> 00:51:44,317 Are you okay? 811 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,817 Yeah. Yeah. I'll be fine. 812 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:46,897 Where is Carter? 813 00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:48,187 He wandered into the woods. 814 00:51:48,270 --> 00:51:50,107 -We found Trish. -Great. 815 00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:52,087 -She's dead. -Great. 816 00:51:52,170 --> 00:51:53,193 She's dead? 817 00:51:57,015 --> 00:51:58,015 Are you serious? 818 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,733 Is, is she serious? 819 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,043 She's dead. 820 00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:20,994 Glad to see you ladies got the lights working again. 821 00:52:47,580 --> 00:52:48,580 Oh God. 822 00:52:53,550 --> 00:52:55,000 We should bring her upstairs. 823 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,197 What were you doing out there with Grant? 824 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,031 What do you mean? 825 00:53:06,114 --> 00:53:07,567 Come on, Dani. Cut the shit. 826 00:53:07,650 --> 00:53:08,677 What are you talking about? 827 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,927 I see the way you look at him. 828 00:53:11,010 --> 00:53:12,547 You don't think I know what you've been doing? 829 00:53:12,630 --> 00:53:14,617 He is not my type. 830 00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:17,926 Would both of you shut the up on the lamp? 831 00:53:19,230 --> 00:53:21,187 What a total psychopath! 832 00:53:21,270 --> 00:53:22,867 You're right about that, Susie. 833 00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:25,747 She's definitely no Trish. That's for sure. 834 00:53:25,830 --> 00:53:29,017 In other news, random tarps has done a complete recall 835 00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:30,667 on all of their blue tarps. 836 00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:32,227 Customers should not handle 837 00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:34,927 or wrap loved ones dead corpses in them. 838 00:53:35,010 --> 00:53:37,957 If they do, however, definitely stand clear- 839 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,367 I'm getting the fuck out of here. 840 00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:42,084 -Just calm down. -You stay away from me. 841 00:53:42,167 --> 00:53:43,584 What are doing? 842 00:53:44,724 --> 00:53:48,839 -You all are fucking crazy. -Middle of our big climax. 843 00:53:48,922 --> 00:53:50,922 Just a few minutes away. 844 00:53:58,134 --> 00:53:59,467 Beth, come on. 845 00:54:04,336 --> 00:54:06,317 Beth come on. Open the door. 846 00:54:09,128 --> 00:54:10,128 Beth. 847 00:54:13,623 --> 00:54:14,823 Come on. Open up. 848 00:54:17,424 --> 00:54:21,810 Honey, nothing is going to happen to you out here. 849 00:54:21,893 --> 00:54:22,893 Beth. 850 00:54:25,092 --> 00:54:26,342 Beth. 851 00:54:28,302 --> 00:54:30,507 You know you got to pay for that lamp, right? 852 00:54:30,590 --> 00:54:33,007 Because I'm not ready for it. 853 00:54:36,066 --> 00:54:37,631 Beth. 854 00:54:37,714 --> 00:54:39,102 She better cover that lamp. 855 00:54:39,185 --> 00:54:41,294 My Airbnb rating is going downhill fast 856 00:54:41,377 --> 00:54:43,756 because of this. 857 00:55:15,623 --> 00:55:17,032 Beth. 858 00:55:17,115 --> 00:55:18,004 Beth. -Beth. 859 00:55:18,087 --> 00:55:19,513 Grant, do something. 860 00:55:19,596 --> 00:55:21,225 Beth, stand back. 861 00:55:27,579 --> 00:55:28,367 Beth. 862 00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:29,616 Oh fuck. Beth. 863 00:55:51,270 --> 00:55:52,270 Shit. 864 00:55:54,180 --> 00:55:55,180 Jay's car. 865 00:56:04,770 --> 00:56:05,827 Shit. 866 00:56:05,910 --> 00:56:06,910 Check the visor. 867 00:56:08,058 --> 00:56:09,298 Fuck. 868 00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:12,250 Come on. 869 00:56:13,932 --> 00:56:17,468 What are you waiting for? 870 00:56:17,551 --> 00:56:19,134 What is he doing? 871 00:56:21,751 --> 00:56:23,147 Grant, just get back here. 872 00:56:23,230 --> 00:56:24,995 Don't you dare go- 873 00:56:25,078 --> 00:56:25,828 I'll check under the hood. 874 00:56:25,911 --> 00:56:26,698 You try to start it. 875 00:56:28,681 --> 00:56:29,557 Whoa. What are you doing? 876 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:30,391 It's Clayton. 877 00:56:30,474 --> 00:56:32,377 He killed Trish and gutted Jay like a pig. 878 00:56:32,460 --> 00:56:34,147 Just get in the car and let the police handle this. 879 00:56:34,230 --> 00:56:35,018 Get outta my way. 880 00:56:35,101 --> 00:56:37,477 You're putting us all at risk here. 881 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:38,706 Come on. 882 00:56:38,789 --> 00:56:39,540 -Stop yelling. -I'm not playing now. 883 00:56:39,623 --> 00:56:41,123 Neither am I. 884 00:56:42,638 --> 00:56:43,638 Dani. 885 00:56:49,508 --> 00:56:51,396 What the fuck is going on? 886 00:56:51,479 --> 00:56:52,441 Baby, get outta the car. 887 00:56:52,524 --> 00:56:53,607 What is it? 888 00:57:14,505 --> 00:57:15,256 Yep, you guessed it. 889 00:57:15,339 --> 00:57:17,677 Still no service out here, asshole. 890 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,493 Please hang up and get the fuck out there before it's- 891 00:57:22,451 --> 00:57:23,202 Fuck. 892 00:57:23,285 --> 00:57:24,547 Still nothing? 893 00:57:24,630 --> 00:57:26,557 There no reception at this place. 894 00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,407 Mr. Clayton said that there was a phone line in his house. 895 00:57:29,490 --> 00:57:30,603 The line is cut. 896 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,040 I checked. 897 00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:35,613 It was just his head. 898 00:57:36,810 --> 00:57:38,857 There was nobody. It was just a head. 899 00:57:38,940 --> 00:57:40,567 Yeah, we know. We saw it. 900 00:57:40,650 --> 00:57:42,637 Fighting isn't gonna solve this problem. 901 00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:43,837 Bitching about it isn't either. 902 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,633 And what do you suggest? 903 00:57:48,690 --> 00:57:50,040 We could switch the tires 904 00:57:53,610 --> 00:57:54,967 on the two cars. 905 00:57:55,050 --> 00:57:56,497 We could take the tires off of Jay's car 906 00:57:56,580 --> 00:57:57,637 and put them on Grant's. 907 00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,017 We should just lock this place down, 908 00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:00,847 wait until morning and walk back to town. 909 00:58:00,930 --> 00:58:03,007 We could get the hell out of here tonight. 910 00:58:03,090 --> 00:58:04,987 Yeah, agreed. 911 00:58:05,070 --> 00:58:07,223 All right, let's say we switched the tires. 912 00:58:08,850 --> 00:58:11,887 We go as a group, stand in the open, 913 00:58:11,970 --> 00:58:13,717 waiting for some sick fuck to kill us. 914 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,307 Her feet moved. 915 00:58:15,390 --> 00:58:17,167 Her fucking feet are moving. 916 00:58:17,250 --> 00:58:18,367 She's still alive. 917 00:58:18,450 --> 00:58:19,358 No, she isn't. 918 00:58:19,441 --> 00:58:21,097 Yes, she is. I saw it. 919 00:58:21,180 --> 00:58:22,384 Stuff like that happens after people die. 920 00:58:22,467 --> 00:58:25,373 No, no, she's still alive. I know it. 921 00:58:25,456 --> 00:58:26,706 Jesus Christ. 922 00:58:27,630 --> 00:58:29,615 Hey Trish, you alive? 923 00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:35,137 See? Still dead. 924 00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:36,483 Dani, what the fuck? 925 00:58:37,762 --> 00:58:40,117 -Are you okay? -No, I'm not okay. 926 00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:43,203 This is supposed to be the best weekend of our lives. 927 00:58:44,772 --> 00:58:45,892 What do you want me to do? 928 00:58:46,621 --> 00:58:49,813 Get her the fuck away from me. 929 00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:54,760 Gimme a hand. 930 00:58:57,420 --> 00:58:58,420 The best room. 931 00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:10,923 -Shit! -Oh shit! 932 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,120 Grant, I... 933 00:59:32,660 --> 00:59:33,660 Dani. 934 00:59:39,681 --> 00:59:41,481 This isn't how I saw things going. 935 00:59:43,060 --> 00:59:44,060 I know. 936 01:00:18,153 --> 01:00:19,553 It's not what it looks like. 937 01:00:21,450 --> 01:00:23,523 -Sarah. -I love you. 938 01:00:27,669 --> 01:00:28,669 Sorry. 939 01:00:37,722 --> 01:00:38,722 Grant. 940 01:00:40,363 --> 01:00:41,114 Sarah. 941 01:00:41,197 --> 01:00:43,231 -What's going on? -Grant? 942 01:00:43,314 --> 01:00:44,144 Oh God. 943 01:00:44,227 --> 01:00:46,158 -Grant. -Sarah. 944 01:00:46,241 --> 01:00:47,491 Grant. 945 01:00:49,621 --> 01:00:51,578 -Grant. -Sarah. 946 01:00:51,661 --> 01:00:52,911 Grant. 947 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:27,640 Perfect. 948 01:01:37,758 --> 01:01:38,758 Oh fuck. 949 01:01:55,714 --> 01:01:57,900 Fuck. 950 01:02:50,965 --> 01:02:52,465 You fucking bitch. 951 01:02:54,505 --> 01:02:56,422 Sarah, where are you? 952 01:05:56,430 --> 01:05:57,430 Carter? 953 01:06:00,652 --> 01:06:01,652 Goddamn! 954 01:06:43,021 --> 01:06:45,021 What's wrong with you? 955 01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:52,500 No. No. 956 01:06:55,621 --> 01:06:57,204 No, no, no, no, no, 957 01:06:59,952 --> 01:07:00,952 no, no. 958 01:07:02,091 --> 01:07:03,091 No, no. 959 01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:08,073 No. No. Sarah. 960 01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:21,783 Stay with me, baby. 961 01:07:28,380 --> 01:07:29,380 Talk to me. 962 01:07:45,766 --> 01:07:46,849 I love you. 963 01:08:18,687 --> 01:08:22,074 Hey Joey, we got another body over here. 964 01:08:22,157 --> 01:08:23,115 That's fucked up, Rico. 965 01:08:23,198 --> 01:08:24,457 Hey Nicky. Is it in the bed? 966 01:08:24,540 --> 01:08:26,467 Nah, it went under a fucking car. 967 01:08:26,550 --> 01:08:27,877 -All right. -If it ain't in the bed, 968 01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:29,167 then fuck him, right? 969 01:08:29,250 --> 01:08:31,199 Rico, you heard the man. 970 01:08:31,282 --> 01:08:33,365 Let's get the outta here. 971 01:08:46,353 --> 01:08:47,843 This doesn't make any sense. 972 01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:53,883 Everyone's dead. 973 01:08:57,810 --> 01:08:59,530 But we made it through. 974 01:09:14,190 --> 01:09:15,390 Why would she do this? 975 01:09:22,224 --> 01:09:26,391 It's amazing what some people would do for love. 976 01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:45,850 Let's get the hell outta here. 977 01:10:05,460 --> 01:10:06,907 Oh. 978 01:10:06,990 --> 01:10:08,467 What's wrong? 979 01:10:08,550 --> 01:10:10,147 I forgot my jacket. 980 01:10:10,230 --> 01:10:11,329 Okay, I'll get it. 981 01:10:11,412 --> 01:10:12,412 No, no. 982 01:10:16,450 --> 01:10:17,550 I'll only be a minute. 983 01:11:00,444 --> 01:11:04,027 It's amazing what some people would do for our love. 984 01:11:04,110 --> 01:11:07,447 I, Sarah, take you, Grant, to be my husband. 985 01:11:07,530 --> 01:11:11,766 I Sarah, take you, Grant, to be my husband. 986 01:11:13,860 --> 01:11:15,457 What is going on? 987 01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:17,030 Time to do this. Let's cut those balls out. 988 01:11:31,410 --> 01:11:32,657 Nothing's wrong. 989 01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:33,997 We just having a little fun, Grant. 990 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,547 This supposed to be our time together. 991 01:11:36,630 --> 01:11:41,630 Come on, let's see the goods. 992 01:11:42,025 --> 01:11:42,938 You are ridiculous. 993 01:11:43,021 --> 01:11:45,018 Or I'll just get yours then. 994 01:11:57,330 --> 01:12:01,027 Most young people getting married have no patience. 995 01:12:01,110 --> 01:12:04,087 My wife and I bought a small cabin 996 01:12:04,170 --> 01:12:06,097 quarter of a mile through the woods. 997 01:12:06,180 --> 01:12:07,027 Where's your wife tonight? 998 01:12:07,110 --> 01:12:08,110 Buried. 999 01:12:22,142 --> 01:12:24,449 It's just insulin. I'm a diabetic. 1000 01:12:24,532 --> 01:12:25,897 Beth, you are starting to freak me out. 1001 01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:27,637 No one is worth that much fuss. 1002 01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:30,397 We have already had our fair share of interruptions. 1003 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:31,597 At least you don't have to stick a needle 1004 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,833 in your ass every day. 1005 01:12:41,220 --> 01:12:42,667 Your bitch is at home right now. 1006 01:12:42,750 --> 01:12:44,977 Carter's a big boy. He can take care of himself too. 1007 01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:46,207 I've had it with this place. 1008 01:12:46,290 --> 01:12:48,540 He's lucky to have you as a friend. 1009 01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:51,622 You fucking bitch. 1010 01:13:07,380 --> 01:13:10,957 We lived three houses down from one another 1011 01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:13,447 so we spent a lot of time growing up together. 1012 01:13:13,530 --> 01:13:15,430 You'd be sad too if the person you loved ran off 1013 01:13:15,513 --> 01:13:16,447 with someone else. 1014 01:13:16,530 --> 01:13:18,307 Sarah, you've got it all wrong. 1015 01:13:18,390 --> 01:13:19,807 What were you doing out there with Grant? 1016 01:13:19,890 --> 01:13:21,577 He is not my type. 1017 01:13:21,660 --> 01:13:23,437 You don't think I know what you've been doing? 1018 01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:24,967 Do you really think that she's the one? 1019 01:13:25,050 --> 01:13:27,880 To have and to hold from this day forward 1020 01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,020 'till death do us part. 1021 01:14:03,737 --> 01:14:05,570 You have everything? 1022 01:14:06,837 --> 01:14:08,459 I do now. 1023 01:14:46,650 --> 01:14:48,967 Jim Reynolds here in the traffic chopper. 1024 01:14:49,050 --> 01:14:50,917 Looks like the weather is clearing up down there. 1025 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,177 No cars on the road 1026 01:14:52,260 --> 01:14:54,457 and just a couple of bodies on the ground. 1027 01:14:54,540 --> 01:14:55,717 Susie. 1028 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:56,947 Thanks, Jim. 1029 01:14:57,030 --> 01:14:58,717 We have a developing story happening 1030 01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:00,937 and it doesn't look good for another group. 1031 01:15:01,020 --> 01:15:03,067 We're going to head live to Sherry Mallick 1032 01:15:03,150 --> 01:15:04,627 reporting from the field 1033 01:15:04,710 --> 01:15:05,737 Sherry. 1034 01:15:05,820 --> 01:15:06,698 Thanks, Susie. 1035 01:15:06,781 --> 01:15:09,067 On the night of Friday, September 22nd, 1036 01:15:09,150 --> 01:15:12,247 the Miller's Airbnb was bustling with activity 1037 01:15:12,330 --> 01:15:14,947 from a group of friends renting out their cabin 1038 01:15:15,030 --> 01:15:17,977 for a small wedding weekend celebration. 1039 01:15:18,060 --> 01:15:19,987 But when they returned on Monday morning, 1040 01:15:20,070 --> 01:15:22,447 it was a completely different story. 1041 01:15:22,530 --> 01:15:25,417 John and Tina Miller had been living in the Westchester area 1042 01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:28,597 since they sold their ice cream store down on Route 9 1043 01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:30,007 about eight years ago. 1044 01:15:30,090 --> 01:15:32,557 They bought a small cabin not too far from the Hudson, 1045 01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:35,347 and eventually decided it could be a secondary source 1046 01:15:35,430 --> 01:15:36,817 of income for them. 1047 01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:39,007 Things were going quite well for the couple 1048 01:15:39,090 --> 01:15:41,347 until this past weekend when they returned 1049 01:15:41,430 --> 01:15:43,357 and all of their renters were dead. 1050 01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:46,537 One was shot with a crossbow, one had her throat slit, 1051 01:15:46,620 --> 01:15:48,817 one was hacked in the face with an ax, 1052 01:15:48,900 --> 01:15:53,377 and another was completely decapitated, probably by the ax. 1053 01:15:53,460 --> 01:15:56,767 And by the looks of it, it was a Random Wooden Ax. 1054 01:15:56,850 --> 01:15:59,707 The last two victims were impaled in the master bedroom 1055 01:15:59,790 --> 01:16:02,767 in what appears to have been a poisoning of some sort, 1056 01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:06,577 although the toxicology report has not come back yet. 1057 01:16:06,660 --> 01:16:07,927 The Millers became alarmed 1058 01:16:08,010 --> 01:16:10,927 when they tried to ring their caretaker on Sunday, 1059 01:16:11,010 --> 01:16:12,667 but the phone lines were cut. 1060 01:16:12,750 --> 01:16:13,747 When speaking with Tina, 1061 01:16:13,830 --> 01:16:15,397 she mentioned there were seven people 1062 01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:17,317 that had their names down on the rental. 1063 01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:20,437 And we can confirm that the caretaker of the property, 1064 01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:25,027 72-year-old Walter Clayton, was among the casualties. 1065 01:16:25,110 --> 01:16:28,297 Tina mentioned that Mr. Clayton was responsible 1066 01:16:28,380 --> 01:16:31,237 for looking after their cabin when renters were there. 1067 01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:34,627 She said he and his late wife had a small cabin nearby 1068 01:16:34,710 --> 01:16:36,967 about a quarter mile through the woods. 1069 01:16:37,050 --> 01:16:39,187 Authorities and neighbors are on high alert, 1070 01:16:39,270 --> 01:16:41,677 warning anyone heading to a cabin this weekend 1071 01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:45,127 to avoid all crossbows, knives, axes, sharp objects, 1072 01:16:45,210 --> 01:16:48,037 poisons, and especially decapitations. 1073 01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:49,327 Now, I'm not a mathematician, 1074 01:16:49,410 --> 01:16:51,637 but six bodies including the caretaker 1075 01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:53,467 and seven were on the lease agreement, 1076 01:16:53,550 --> 01:16:55,567 sounds like case is closed to me. 1077 01:16:55,650 --> 01:16:57,967 A real grim site over here, Susie. 1078 01:16:58,050 --> 01:17:00,847 But on the bright side, looks like the sun is coming up 1079 01:17:00,930 --> 01:17:02,977 and it's going to be a beautiful day. 1080 01:17:03,060 --> 01:17:05,527 Sherry Mallick, "Channel 5 News." 1081 01:17:05,610 --> 01:17:06,610 Hmm.